I know I have many fans out there clamoring for college basketball analysis, and since being a student manager has led to me knowing most names on Big Ten rosters, I have decided to use my acute basketball analysis to compile a list of my All Big Ten Teams based on purely first and last names. Enjoy:
ALL BIG TEN NAME FIRST TEAM
- 23 Aaron Jordan G – Illinois
- 34 Thorir Thorbjarnarson G – Nebraska
- 35 Trent Buttrick F – Penn State
- 11 Eugene Omoruyi F – Rutgers
- 0 Duby Okeke C – Nebraska
The 2018 Big Ten rosters featured some incredible names, but perhaps none more awesome than Thorir Thorbjarnarson, who literally can go by ‘Thor Thor’. Eugene Omoruyi is a fun one as well, but my personal favorite is Aaron Jordan. The Air Jordan brand was introduced in 1984, Aaron Jordan was born in 1997. Shoutout to his parents.
ALL BIG TEN NAME SECOND TEAM
25 Nana Akenten G – Nebraska
4 Johnny Trueblood G – Nebraska
21 Mamadou Doucoure F – Rutgers
14 Rapolas Ivanauskas F – Northwestern
32 Jordy Tshimanga C – Nebraska
I really hope Johnny Trueblood is getting royalty checks from HBO. And shoutout to my Nana, I love her very much. Honorable mentions include Maryland’s Alex Tostado, who almost made the first team except I googled it, and tostados aren’t a real food. I was thinking of tostadas and now I’m hungry. Great season everybody, can’t wait for next year.